The Shitheadless Horseman
Above: A rare
photograph of the shitheadless horseman in action. As you can see, he has a
head, but he has no shithead. You can clearly see the longing in his eyes as he
rides from town to town looking for shithead.
Left:
The shitheadless horseman as a young boy. Even then he longed for shithead. He
would ride from town to town, asking all of the townspeople to help him out,
even with a small pittance of shithead. Most resisted the boy's requests,
telling him that while they would love to help out, if they gave the boy
shithead he would never grow up to be the shitheadless horseman.
Note: The
name, concept, title, and treatment of Shithead, Burning Shithead, and the
Burning Shithead Festival are copyrighted material protected by federal
copyright laws. Cereal companies may NOT in any way use the concept Shithead
when referring to their products. The right to use or refer to the name,
concept, title, and treatment of Shithead, Burning Shithead, and the Burning
Shithead Festival may be licensed from No Fun Charlie Enterprises.