What NOT to Bring
- Police personnel/narcs - these people will not have fun at the Burning Shithead Festival. They may even shut down the festival if they see some of the ways we consume shithead.
- Weapons - we don't like guns and knives and stuff. Also violence toward living creatures is wrong. The Burning Shithead Festival is not as opposed to violence directed at inanimate objects. In fact, burning shithead is fun.
- Breakfast cereals that are not shithead. Shithead is the cold dry breakfast cereal which is orange or green in color, circular in shape and tastes (ever so slightly) of apples. Shithead is sustenance at the Burning Shithead Festival and is consumed in many ways (including fire).
name, concept, title, and treatment of Shithead, Burning Shithead, and the
Burning Shithead Festival are copyrighted material protected by federal
copyright laws. Cereal companies may NOT in any way use the concept Shithead
when referring to their products. The right to use or refer to the name,concept,title, and treatment of Shithead, Burning Shithead, and the Burning
Shithead Festival may be licensed from No Fun Charlie Enterprises.